Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction by Sue Townsend

Author:Sue Townsend [Townsend, Sue]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: General Fiction
ISBN: 9780141015880
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Publisher: Penguin (UK)
Published: 2005-09-01T00:00:00+00:00

Professor Green and I dragged the sodden postbag to the basement of the Old Battery Factory to await collection by the authorities. Although I am increasingly of the mind that there are no authorities who want to take responsibility for anything whatsoever these days.

I was late for work. Mr Carlton-Hayes was very understanding about my mailbag problem. He has been writing weekly to a double murderer in Dartmoor Prison for years, but the murderer phoned recently to complain that he hasn't received any letters for the past month. Apparently the murderer is being released on licence soon. If I was in charge of the Dartmoor and District sorting office, I would be sleeping uneasily in my bed.

At lunchtime I went to the Flower Corner and asked if they would send PS50 worth of English garden flowers, via Interflora, to Daisy's office.

The florist said, 'There are no English garden flowers in February, sir. Not unless you want PS50 worth of snow-drops sending.'

I asked her to suggest something appropriate. She said, 'Are the flowers to mark a special occasion, sir?'

I found myself blushing -- something I hadn't done for years. I wanted to tell this friendly stranger all about Daisy. How beautiful she was, how exciting life seemed when I was with her.

The florist took charge of me and said, 'I think PS50 worth of cut hyacinths would look and smell wonderful.'

I wrote on the card:

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